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FASCISM - "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis 1835


TAGS: sarah palin flag fascist cross republican
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by protocol6

culos - November 9, 2010, 7:27 am, #202015
"To err is human; to forgive is interplanetary"
Aplonis - November 9, 2010, 7:05 am, #202014
If Lewis is unsuitable, perhaps we should take our cues from a three-times divorced drug addict like Rush Limbaugh...
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:39 pm, #200746
Seriously though, the date is wrong. Hell it's attributing a quote to Sinclair Lewis 50 years before he was born.
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:37 pm, #200745
I love it when someone says Nazi=Socialist because they called themselves National Socialists. I guess North Korea is a democracy then as they call themselves a Democratic Peoples Republic. The Nazis killed communists and socialists and any other enemies.
DreMagnum - April 13, 2010, 7:38 pm, #171122
http://cdevers.posterous.com/when-fascism-comes-to-america-it-will-be-wrap stolen, or no?
Big_Teddy - November 16, 2009, 7:05 pm, #137053
Wrong century but the truth still stands
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 10:08 pm, #100666
I believe it's Obama's head that should be there.... BOOO!!
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 8:43 pm, #79501
Nice ph**o chop, ***k.
Sam Dalton - April 17, 2009, 11:18 pm, #73754
She's too stupid to be fascist. Heck, she probably doesn't even know what the word means.
Christopher J Noel - March 26, 2009, 4:58 am, #68098
Fascism and Nazism are two distinct ideologies. Italy, and Vichy France were Fascist states, Germany was Nazi. The NSDAP was definitely not liberal socialist, Killahippy; you have a lot of reading to do.
Overlord Douchebag - November 5, 2008, 10:48 am, #33669
That guy had some big-ass ears.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 12:30 am, #30956
killahippy, you might want to clean out your bong. I think the CIA replaced your pot and your frop with moose pubes and tundra moss. sigh. I almost miss Ross Perot.
KILLAHIPPY - October 28, 2008, 12:17 am, #30948
FACISM: When facism comes it will be wrapped in a red flag holding the ACLU law book. Oh wait, that is Obama's make shift flag, nevermind. Let's review, Nazi's were facist = Facist = National SOCIALIST PARTY = LIBERAL SOCIALIST. good day.
bipolar2 - October 27, 2008, 1:45 pm, #30738
the date is 1935. the attribution to Lewis is uncertain. Palin is exactly as described.
Sean - October 25, 2008, 8:32 pm, #30417
I see what yer doin' thar ... but Tom is unintentionally hilarious. Let's let him go on some more. Ga 'head, Tom, ga 'head.
Devro - October 25, 2008, 7:30 pm, #30414
Yeah. A logical fallacy for sure. Toms obviously a f***ing idiot so "everything he says should be ignored".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 25, 2008, 2:06 pm, #30377
Isn't that an ad hominem attack?
Tom Graham - October 25, 2008, 11:20 am, #30366
Coming from a twice divorced alcholoic, I'd say what Lewis says totally misses the mark and doesn't apply here.


MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - The reason the rapture was canceled


TAGS: randy savage rapture canceled
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 1, 2011, 10:57 am, #219442
Now I know I'm going to hell for this.
motinet - June 1, 2011, 7:52 am, #219439

I think Swampfox shattered the record for most Facebook shares
Swampfox - May 22, 2011, 9:25 pm, #218926
I told a buddy that I might be going to hell for this. He said that wasn't true. I was going to hell for thoses other things.
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:24 pm, #218917
idk if this is good or bad
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 22, 2011, 5:25 pm, #218911
"What'cha gona do, brother?" Apocalypse 2K11, when Macho Man takes on the Son of God! Oh, YEEEAAAHH!!!


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm, #191728

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm, #162101
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm, #162098

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am, #147828
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm, #141488
Looks like a sh** from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm, #126970
This is a great sh** and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm, #124172
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am, #123062
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm, #122898
f***stick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and f***ing annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. f*** i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am, #122571
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America f*** YEAH attitude....however, this is a great jux***osition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm, #122522
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm, #122443
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm, #122401
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm, #122398
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm, #122397
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm, #122391
that caption is perfect


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm, #245012
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am, #201997
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201996
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201995
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm, #201935
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm, #201888
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm, #201881
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm, #201878
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm, #201876
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you


TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by gergroy

Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am, #35987
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm, #32140
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm, #26635
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm, #26632
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am, #20809
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am, #20807
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm, #5742
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.


EASTER - Has been cancelled


TAGS: easter cancelled dog rabbit
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by tomtomtom

agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:43 am, #168827
Really? I know this isn't original... not by a longsh**.


HILARIOUS - This room is full of people that think you're funny.


TAGS: cant wait to hear your jokes
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Chadley - March 30, 2010, 3:20 am, #168010
Alright! Ninjas think I'm funny.
Treehodger - March 29, 2010, 11:20 pm, #167951
I like this.


PEEPSHOW - In the back of the cupboard behind the old boxes of rice, The forgotten Easter candy have their fun.


TAGS: peeps candy show
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Bizy

tellitlikeitis - March 30, 2012, 10:01 am, #232393
Very cute.
rerun - March 29, 2012, 7:18 pm, #232345

Great, love it.


VIKINGS - DON'T GET US MAD. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE US WHEN WE'RE MAD.


TAGS: vikings history scandinavia culture barbarians
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by acegik

fgd051943 - December 9, 2013, 11:28 am, #251464
Actually, you wouldn't like them even when they were in a good humor!
sharebear - March 17, 2013, 4:36 pm, #244386
I think they were always mad.
maoworks2 - December 29, 2012, 2:44 pm, #242002
Long Live Odin 5L.


VOTING - Is deciding which criminal gets to steal everything you have.


TAGS: politics voting taxes republican democrat
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by CNubel

Brawler - June 10, 2013, 3:03 pm, #246523
Shouldn't this be moved to Politifake?
EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:11 pm, #239236
"Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame."-- Laurence Peters
cheesefrog - July 9, 2012, 6:27 pm, #237106
i would choose the one on the left
Coombsy007 - August 9, 2011, 7:57 pm, #222805
Yes, its the 5ame here. First post? can't wait to see more
Reality Lord - August 9, 2011, 5:20 pm, #222791

this as a first poster???...awe5ome dude!
gas - August 9, 2011, 1:16 pm, #222777
oh... you meant LITERALLY. lol sorry *whistle*
gas - August 9, 2011, 1:07 pm, #222776
that's exactly what I thought when I read your reply, so I certainly misunderstood you. forget it
Jerk - August 9, 2011, 12:59 pm, #222775
WHAT? that is all.
gas - August 9, 2011, 12:56 pm, #222774
True. If they were left ones they would have at least the detail to ask please to hold up your hands
Jerk - August 9, 2011, 12:30 pm, #222771
That thief has two right hands. You Fail
gas - August 9, 2011, 10:17 am, #222767
5ame thief, different gun
caveman - August 9, 2011, 3:54 am, #222743
ni5e
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:22 am, #222737
true for every country. 5


WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by ronsart

squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am, #243637
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm, #238320
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm, #198895
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm, #185496
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm, #180344
half that ****'s miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am, #150098
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am, #150094
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm, #147662
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm, #147648
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm, #147635
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm, #147611
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm, #147605
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm, #147570
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm, #147562
This is f***ing beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm, #147559
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm, #147557

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.


CANADIANS - We're usually nice people. Until Hockey comes on. Then if your not on out team, You best STFU.


TAGS: hockey canada
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Grim R@per

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:52 am, #159992
You can't blame a man for following the hooke....Er, money.......
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:48 am, #159989
Canada created Wayne Gretzky... who worked and worked on his skills until he got so good, he moved to Los Angeles.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:48 am, #159988
LMAO!!! You see right through me!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:47 am, #159987
Your jealousy is so transparent Aggy.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:45 am, #159986
Sure, now that they make Guinness there.
Densaku - February 22, 2010, 12:44 am, #159984
BURP!!!! At least canadians have real beer...Lol
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 9:51 pm, #159908
The pride sure took a beating tonight. I need a beer :(
Bartimaeus - February 21, 2010, 9:45 pm, #159905
WE WIN!!!
MrRandom - February 21, 2010, 9:19 pm, #159903
4-2 -_-
Grim R@per - February 19, 2010, 7:18 am, #159047
That's a lot of comment notifications to wake up too in the morning. lol. 87 rules all!
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:49 pm, #158999
WOOT!!!
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 9:48 pm, #158998
Too close
spacedog - February 18, 2010, 9:47 pm, #158997
Wow. Close one. GOOOOOO CANADA!
DreMagnum - February 18, 2010, 9:47 pm, #158996
Not as impressive as 3-1 am i right?
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:39 pm, #158995
shootout
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:29 pm, #158989
Fack! it's in OT
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:39 pm, #158977
off the skate
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:39 pm, #158976
FACK!!!!!
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 8:38 pm, #158975
2-2 GG
GreyScorpion - February 18, 2010, 8:28 pm, #158974
and cocoa
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 8:26 pm, #158971
But I enjoy their knives and chocolate......
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:23 pm, #158969
d*** THE SWISS!
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:11 pm, #158960
2 - 0
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 7:53 pm, #158947
WOOT! Team Canada is up by 1! SWITZERLAND is going down!
TheTrashHeap - February 2, 2010, 2:05 pm, #155749
Canada FTW! X2
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:24 pm, #155747
and all of those teams have Canadian players
Densaku - February 2, 2010, 12:48 pm, #155741
Here's a funny fact for you reason. Of the 30 teams in the National Hockey League only six of them are actually canadians. All the rest is based on american soil.
Reason - January 29, 2010, 5:21 pm, #155156
hockey is the offical religion of canada, and i can see why. They are the nicest people because they beat the **** out of each other for 60 mins a few times a week, if only america could learn this lesson.
LogicDude - January 28, 2010, 10:44 am, #154955
Shoooooooryuken! 5L ya hockey puck!
Densaku - January 28, 2010, 7:35 am, #154923
Good one. Go Habs Go!!!^^
The Goat - January 27, 2010, 8:55 pm, #154851
Cute picture - though both those teams suck this year!
Lovellama - January 27, 2010, 6:37 pm, #154807
And that folks is the only way a Montreal player will beat a Toronto player...if hes asleep lol
Bovee - January 27, 2010, 4:31 pm, #154765
love the picture. they must have been watching daddy and mommy again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 27, 2010, 11:10 am, #154716
It is Mr.M....."Out" is a word we use to describe American Hockey players....as in... "Out" of the closet. Buncha Girls.
motifake - January 27, 2010, 9:52 am, #154696

And I thought "out" was canadian slang LOL
Grim R@per - January 27, 2010, 8:37 am, #154692
Dammit!!! SPELLING YOU ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!!! I was so hyped on the awesomeness I missed it.
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 11:38 pm, #154671
Amsome poster Grim. 5 Baby Falcon punches for you. @ Tsprint1996 make a poster before you want to try and be a spelling/ grammar nazi, thanks
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:18 pm, #154663
whoops my bad lol. i over looked that out like 10 times
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:18 pm, #154662
and sorry for being a nazi
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:17 pm, #154661
what "out"? the only mistake was using the wrong "your"
tsprint1996 - January 26, 2010, 10:13 pm, #154660
Brilliant. Please change "out" to "our"
spacedog - January 26, 2010, 8:38 pm, #154639
That's a lot of hockey history summed up in one amsome pic.
spacedog - January 26, 2010, 8:22 pm, #154632
HA! And he feeds him another left hand... 5Ls Grim. Love it.
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:19 pm, #154630

that picture makes it. 5L
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 8:15 pm, #154629
Sweet poster!


WALL-E VS SHORT CIRCUIT - There can be only one


TAGS: wall e vs short circuit there can be only one
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by stanthered

red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:30 pm, #217927
"There can be only one" ... YUP - BENDER


HI - CAN I COME IN??!! -


TAGS: hi can i come in creepy guy hairless
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by Brian The Great

bonecd - July 6, 2009, 5:22 pm, #93980
No, I like girls too...and so does my sister
briahere - July 6, 2009, 4:56 pm, #93945
"Do I make you.. uncomfortable?"
Mr. Shiny - June 1, 2009, 11:20 pm, #83684
Is that Ricardo Lopez? creepy...
Juliee(: - May 13, 2009, 7:38 pm, #79860
-Wow!:D ima Have to Pass, By the Looks Of this Theres No Clothes On!:] Roflmfao!This Is hilarious You Look like the Bald Guy in"Adams Family"-Srry First Thing That Came to My mind(:


FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by motifayk

nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm, #252373
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm, #248174
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm, #248173
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm, #248172
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm, #248171
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm, #248170
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm, #247817
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm, #243404
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am, #242844
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am, #242821
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can a**ure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


LARGEST ARMY -


TAGS: american hunters
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Airman

Krustbag - December 19, 2014, 11:22 am, #258953
There are lots of hunters in Canada too, we are very well armed.
maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 7:37 am, #226829
Send This To The Clowns Up In Canada !!.
rerun - January 5, 2011, 7:52 pm, #209224

yeah, sure
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:51 pm, #209223
sorry about caps been up for 2 days 2 young lady friends 1 dressed as reindeer 1 as Bullwinkle dont know who to ride next
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:49 pm, #209222
sorry about the caps been up for 3 days have 2 young ladies over 1 dressed like reindeer the other like Bullwinkle dont know which one to ride next
Faceplant31 - January 5, 2011, 7:20 pm, #209220
WHAT DID YOU SAY MOOOOOOOOOOOOO? MY EARS ARE STILL FUHKING BLEEDING!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2011, 7:19 pm, #209218
Stop yelling! We can read your senseless comments just fine without the Caps.
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:16 pm, #209216
Sh** REINDEER BY ACCIDENT SORRY SANTA LUCKILY IT WASNT RUDOLPH
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 11:26 am, #209189
OIL IS FOSSIL FUEL.WHERE'S ALL THE OIL?THOSE PEOPLE KILLED THE DINOSAUR'S.SEND P.E.T.A.OVER THERE THEY WILL LOVE YOU IN MIDDLE EAST
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 11:23 am, #209188
OIL IS FOSSIL FUEL. WHERES ALL THE OIL?THOSE PEOPLE KILLED THE DINOSAUR'S SEND P.E.T.A.OVER THERE TO PROTEST.
Kspace - January 5, 2011, 8:51 am, #209184
Guys, seriously, your swear-censor needs help...
Kspace - January 5, 2011, 8:50 am, #209183
If you're actually hunting with the intention of eating the meat and/or using the carcass for something other than crass trophies, sure.
pointer - January 5, 2011, 2:15 am, #209165
I am sure Mr Chan from Hong Kong,living in California has the Defence of switzerland close to his heart? (or maybe his intrests in firearms encouraged him to open a debate on Sig sauer?) of which has little relevance to this poster?
pointer - January 5, 2011, 1:58 am, #209164
As I said, once again I do apologise!!! in future I'll only comment on subjects I know very little about?!
AdmiralAckbar - January 5, 2011, 1:44 am, #209162
It's a matter of national security can be taken another way...Just saying
pointer - January 5, 2011, 1:42 am, #209161
I do apologise, It was an attempt at humour, Having spent 12 years as a Royal Marine I have worked with "ARMY 95" in the past. the comment was regarding the swiss people wanting to disolve the armed forces!!
Lionel Chan - January 5, 2011, 1:29 am, #209159
Er.. Swiss had compulsory military service - meaning pretty much everyone had used or own a Sig sauer some point in their life. They also had one of the highest gun ownership on the planet.
pointer - January 5, 2011, 1:10 am, #209158
Except the Swiss would have had a small pocket knife with a spoon,screwdriver, tin openers etc.
Laoch - January 4, 2011, 11:28 pm, #209153
Same reason why Germany left Switzerland alone.
Donkasaurus - January 4, 2011, 3:39 pm, #209126
These days they would also have to worry about people in the city hanging off their balcony and peppering them with 9mm's lol. love the poster.


GREATER LOVE... - hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.


TAGS: army hero american love courage
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

KniteOwls - February 22, 2013, 10:59 am, #243707
John 15:13 King James Version (KJV) 13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:33 pm, #240676
A Tale Of Two Cities. Charles ***kens.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:27 pm, #240675
Great 5L


EQUITY -


TAGS: education mind cancer
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - August 11, 2015, 3:44 pm, #262304
No, not anyone can afford one
freasy - August 11, 2015, 1:15 pm, #262302
And before someone starts on free European College, look at the tax base, what it takes to get in, and please don't forget the fees that almost equal US tuition rates.
freasy - August 11, 2015, 1:06 pm, #262301
Anyone can afford an education. You just want to want it bad enough. The real tragedy is the loss of brilliant minds in the socially and morally bankrupt edges of society.
falloutghoul - February 28, 2013, 7:13 pm, #243907
Then our system of education is broken!


LINUS -


TAGS: peanuts gang the great pumpkin vengance candy
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Airman - October 31, 2011, 12:44 pm, #225470
nice
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 3:48 pm, #200416
Absolute genius! This would make a great movie. Somebody call Rob Zombie, he makes awesome remakes. 5 dryer sheets for the dirty blanket
spacedog - October 31, 2010, 11:35 am, #200404
Nicely done RL.


YOUR CIRCLE -




DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAA! - CAPTAIN CHAOS!!


TAGS: cannonball dom captain ciaos
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

niz - June 17, 2012, 4:52 pm, #236351
I just watched cannonball run! 5L
Budog - June 13, 2012, 1:18 pm, #236234
LMAO, thanks for the laugh today! 5L
CloudchaserS - June 13, 2012, 9:54 am, #236231
"JJ, I saved that woman's dog!" 5L because I loved that movie when I was a pup!
TheSanityInspector - June 13, 2012, 9:51 am, #236230
Dom DeLuise, RIP...


BACON - Mmmmmmm bacon, it's meat candy...




MORGAN FREEMAN - is not enjoying his cotton candy.




THE AC-130 GUNSHIP - 3 20mm mini guns 2 40mm auto cannons and 1 105mm artillery gun .... over kill any one?


TAGS: this is pure american overkill at her finest
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by usaf1995

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:45 pm, #246916
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload. - The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
Airman - January 25, 2012, 7:24 pm, #228104
comes in handy when there's a gaggle of bad guys on a mountainside
2ninja4u - January 25, 2012, 6:42 pm, #228103
Who needs over kill? your just wasting ammo! one sh** ,one kill.
usaf1995 - June 8, 2010, 12:00 pm, #179472
WAIT WAIT WAIT ITS THE 123S OF DEATH!!!!
Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:36 pm, #179422
Going deer hunting with a nuke.. That's overkill. This is making sure what you want to kill is dead and is going to stay that way. (Also great for the approaching zombie apocalyspe.)
tsprint1996 - June 7, 2010, 4:25 pm, #179408
The ph**o is a mirror image. All the guns should be on the port side.
corneredbadger - June 7, 2010, 1:56 pm, #179401
its not overkill, its preparedness. so if the populaion of a country gets out of line we can remove said country
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 10:34 am, #179393
Love the Gunship. Poster is ok. 4L
usaf1995 - June 7, 2010, 9:37 am, #179391
soooooooooo do you like it???
Ed-Hyde - June 7, 2010, 7:24 am, #179384
Nerdy would be dressing up LIKE an AC-130. Besides, there's no such thing as overkill, dead is dead.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:10 am, #179344
I've always been a fan of airpower... nerdy, I wouldn't agree with... but, I'm a bit bias. What isn't nerdy?
Anything - June 7, 2010, 12:04 am, #179343
I find these weaponry stuff on the internet very, very nerdy.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:00 am, #179342
Depends on where you are, I suppose. In this case, this platform is highly accurate, but carries a punch unlike anything in it's class.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:57 pm, #179341
Well that's pretty much useless.
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:48 pm, #179340
Everything.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:42 pm, #179339
What does it kill ?
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:39 pm, #179338
It's needed. It's one thing to kill the enemy... but just as tactically important to intimidate.
Dark Dragon - June 6, 2010, 11:32 pm, #179336
There is no such thing as overkill Just slightly excessive


Halloween -


TAGS: cats candles horrified old ladies
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Ilovepuppies - November 1, 2013, 12:35 pm, #250767
Hey this is funny but it is sad too :(
spacedog - October 30, 2013, 7:16 pm, #250739
Thanks everyone.
MissPriss - October 30, 2013, 12:13 am, #250727
Huh, never see that candle in the Party Lite catalogue. Another well earned 5L.
GaryO - October 29, 2013, 9:54 pm, #250722
BAM!
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 9:51 pm, #250721

Too funny!~5L


CSI CANADA - Season - 1 Episode - 1 Verdict - Canceled


TAGS: canada csi aboot
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Grim R@per

CANADA - November 12, 2009, 5:24 pm, #136125
you should have sen what happened when they found them....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsxV49pmnL8
spacedog - November 12, 2009, 2:20 pm, #136102
I thought that show was called North of 60. Hmm...maybe that was my cholesterol.
spacedog - November 12, 2009, 2:14 pm, #136101
Aboot a size ten eh.
Sean - November 12, 2009, 2:13 pm, #136100
Hey R@per if you happen to encounter any rogue mooses in the next little while, remember this tip: play dead ... by lying face down with yer arse up in the air. Just trust us on that, eh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 12, 2009, 12:30 pm, #136089
Asking fer some cement overshoes eh ra**r?.......concrete galoshes?...........Paper Mache Mukluks?
LogicDude - November 12, 2009, 12:14 pm, #136085
Just wait until the Canadian Motifake Mafia hears aboot this one, eh? 5 Meese!


INNER STRENGTH -


TAGS: because they can
Rating: 4.64/5

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birddseedd - January 3, 2014, 2:04 pm, #251883
TLDR First time using that dumb euphemism
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 18, 2013, 7:26 pm, #248801
Hmmmm, 1 out of 11 is not bad. Once in a while, I need my Absinthe.
curzondax12 - October 1, 2010, 6:18 pm, #196333
That was funny, I was expecting some cheesy comment on the bottom.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:17 pm, #196315

love it
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 3:15 pm, #196306
WOOF! ;)


I'M NOT IGNORING YOU -




EASTER EGG HUNTS CANCELLED -




CAMOUFLAGE PLANKING - It is even more asinine when you cant see it ...


TAGS: camouflage planking asinine cant see
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - November 24, 2011, 3:27 am, #226117
Neither. I just think planking is retarded. But, I think it is totally awesome how he camo blends into the couch, epically classic!
DoGTripwire - November 24, 2011, 3:06 am, #226116
you sir are either a commie or a member of Green peace
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 1:29 pm, #224884
Kill it.


BLESS THEM -


TAGS: canadians flashlights
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - July 6, 2011, 7:30 am, #221045

epci....lol
crankyhead - July 5, 2011, 8:34 pm, #221026
knock knock....... who's there?..... Canada....... Canada who?...... Can a dang tourist not take his flashlight out for an evening stroll without upsetting the natives? 5L Airman =)
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 8:21 pm, #221025
hers got bleeped?
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 7:11 pm, #221024
fla****? Haha! Get it? Get it? Eh, sorry. 5L
spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:22 pm, #221016
LOL! Slow news day.


HORATIO CANE -


TAGS: horatio cane csi crime
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Solgard

-quote needed- - April 13, 2009, 1:55 am, #72655
Cause he cant not wear sunglasses.
Jas - March 31, 2009, 8:20 pm, #69378
Hahaha, that's gold! Why does H have 2 pairs of glasses in the 3rd frame?


Life lesson -


TAGS: stone heart cannot break mariand
Rating: 4.86/5

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ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:09 am, #257370
mariand has spoken!
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:37 am, #257360
She's dyslexic! The coach told her to whop the other end!
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 10:44 pm, #257314
oh yeah
GaryO - October 22, 2014, 10:09 pm, #257312
dang


US NAVY 1 - Pirates 0


TAGS: how dumb can you be to attack a warship
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:43 pm, #239077
No, desperate pirates. Not many opportunities in Somalia.
FacelessSailor - April 6, 2010, 1:35 pm, #169974
Get some! Some people never learn...stupid pirates...
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 10:42 pm, #169929
Oh..oh...oh...it's just like that game!!! B4... BOOM, hit B5... miss my turn
GreyScorpion - April 5, 2010, 5:44 pm, #169828
looks a discussion at my house, and I'll be d***ed if I ever call her a battleship again!! 5L


KITTY BURRITOS - Chinese food going Mexican


TAGS: chinese food mexican cat cats
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by koradan

Hypercat-Z - September 4, 2009, 5:04 am, #114930
More cute or more funny? Can't tell!
Sexy curves - September 1, 2009, 3:44 am, #113761
LoL. So true. Cute cat BTW.


CROSSBREEDING - Mexican and Rednecks are doing it




The Eh Team -


TAGS: canada
Rating: 4.8/5

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ughomer - July 12, 2013, 11:49 pm, #247683
Hah!
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 4:23 pm, #247657
That's pretty funny eh? Hoser! Thanks for the 5L chuckle.


I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A PET... - ...now i have cancer


TAGS: smoking wish cancer
Rating: 3.76/5

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forseti - May 3, 2010, 12:24 pm, #174525
that's so bad... 5L!


-


TAGS: spider can
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Krickit

Oldsod - November 10, 2013, 3:47 pm, #250917
Umm...with an end line like "Spider Can can," shouldn't there be frilly undies and high kicks?
EdisonoftheFuture - May 23, 2013, 3:38 pm, #245963
Spider-Can, Spider-Can, Glued to the ceiling by his retarded owners.
zoomer296 - April 22, 2013, 7:24 pm, #245295
Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, cuz' he's a can.
Krickit - April 17, 2013, 4:41 pm, #245137
Now that you said something his voice is all I can hear
Reality Lord - April 17, 2013, 4:29 pm, #245134

lol...just me or did anyone else "hear" the homer simpson voice reading that?
Silverheart - April 17, 2013, 1:47 pm, #245126
Look ooouut, here comes the Spider-Can. Brilliant!
ughomer - April 17, 2013, 1:22 pm, #245124
Priceless, Krik.


MEXICANS IN THE AIRFORCE - Saving money by eliminating the need for seating


TAGS: mexican airforce airplane
Rating: 2.98/5

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will - July 5, 2009, 6:42 pm, #93533
acutally i tihnk yo u will find that is in fact the elite mexican parachute regiment


MEXICAN TANK - It doesn't move any more, the motor got deported.


TAGS: halo 3 mexican tank mexican xbox live xbox
Rating: 3/5


ONE WEEKEND A MONTH - My ass


TAGS: be all that you can be
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2014, 11:43 am, #252827
Guy on the right is popping an a**ault rifle! :-o
Airman - September 24, 2010, 3:43 pm, #195372
good RL.. laughing is good
Reality Lord - September 24, 2010, 1:20 pm, #195368

5L dude...and i got a good laugh!


TEIAM -




WEATHER BALLOONS. - There are more than you think.


TAGS: the military can t hide everything
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by thereddragon

thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 3:27 pm, #179786
technicalities...
just me - June 10, 2010, 11:51 am, #179776
Sorry but you're wrong... 23064 from 9-29-2008 and 27842 from 10-31-2008. Even tagged Weather Balloons.
thereddragon - June 9, 2010, 8:31 pm, #179696
somewhere being the key word. not here
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:16 pm, #179690
Similar one of the same title... somewhere.


CTHULHU - better than being a democrat or republican


TAGS: cthulhu democrat republican evil lesser
Rating: 3.03/5

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yon - October 27, 2008, 9:35 am, #30689
id write him in but i dont think cthulhu was born in america so he/she/it's not able to be president :(


KOBOLDS - Has birthdays too you know...


TAGS: birthday kobold wow fantasy candle birthday mines diggers you no take candle
Rating: 2/5

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Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 11:31 pm, #74820
You no take candle!


A MAN - Can Not Cook To Save His Life, But He Can Sure As Hell Improvise For The One Who Should


TAGS: man can improvise not cook
Rating: 4.67/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:37 pm, #239473
Women are the ones that can't cook. Who buys cook books? Women. Who watches Food Network? Women. Men can read a recipe and then just eyeball it and it comes out perfect.
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 10:48 am, #222769
"EPIC-Facepalm: thanks for the clarification though
caveman - August 9, 2011, 10:39 am, #222768
ditto means he agrees with what was said
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:20 am, #222661
ditto?? please explain (sorry, new to the terminology)
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 7:02 pm, #222645

ditto
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 10:42 am, #222600
Thanks :)
THEBRAT - August 7, 2011, 10:27 am, #222598
That's a 5 in my book...Nice :)


REDNECK ENGINEERING - Why America will never be successfully invaded by a foreign country.


TAGS: redneck engineering pumpkin cannon
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by MichiganDogman

Theguyatthebar - November 16, 2011, 6:58 pm, #225859
The link was accidental!
Theguyatthebar - November 16, 2011, 6:57 pm, #225858
The year 1812 begs to differ!
timothep - November 15, 2011, 7:14 am, #225821
native americans beg to differ !


SNOWMAN LIFE -


TAGS: canada snowman winter enough mariand
Rating: 4.89/5

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mariand - April 20, 2013, 5:59 pm, #245236
yeah... there was a time when I wanted to move there and it wasn't the weather that stopped me.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2013, 4:47 pm, #245218
I would love to move to Canada, however the cold is the only thing stopping me.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 1:00 pm, #241548
Yep considering it started in October and we wont see an end until atleast April...or the 21st according to the Mayans teehee!


INSOMNIA -


TAGS: insomnia ak can t sleep eye
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Arrogant Knight

TheTrashHeap - August 10, 2010, 12:04 pm, #188613
Bump from the past.
Ed-Hyde - September 9, 2009, 10:18 am, #116227
Too late, 3hrs of sleep a night for the last 2 weeks. I'm starting to think that Ubi is the pinnacle of tv programs.
Arrogant Knight - September 9, 2009, 10:14 am, #116223
It meant "Stay the f*ck away or it'll consume you too" ...Seriously, run.
Player_Meyer - September 9, 2009, 10:13 am, #116221
hahaha "INSOMNIA" kinda meant "SEARCH IT AND ADMIRE IT NEWB" to me...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 9, 2009, 10:12 am, #116220
Gave me a chance to 5 it. I was sure I had voted on this one before though.....
Arrogant Knight - September 9, 2009, 10:11 am, #116217
I didn't ask you to go and dig it up.. God dammit, now it's in my head vividly. Thanks a LOT.
Player_Meyer - September 9, 2009, 10:10 am, #116216
oh and gave yah a 4
Player_Meyer - September 9, 2009, 10:10 am, #116213
Yeah... It's kinda creepy... I sleep like a dead rock though
LogicDude - May 6, 2009, 2:18 pm, #78247
Zzzzzzzz...what? huh? whozat? Zzzzzzzzz...
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:21 am, #77236
Anyone who wants to do a true demot right, can learn a lot from this one. The color of the text. The length of each line. The simplicity of the over all format. If you've had a serious case of insomnia, you'll want to pummel AR for doing this one.


REPUBLICANS - Thought "1984" Was An Instruction Manual


TAGS: republican
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Lederhosen

LURCH - October 9, 2009, 12:42 am, #124945
Yup. read it, I like the part about the unrighteous king being torn asunder for ignoring God and following false gods.....could it be that following a "King" who is unrighteous is not quite so righteous? this"King"it seems might only be self righteous
Sean - October 8, 2009, 11:06 am, #124824
I don't have a plan. I just marveled at the apparent amnesia of Republican Baptists.
Zed - October 8, 2009, 8:28 am, #124799
Lurch, you obviously have never read the old testament, as rebellion against one's king was one of the many sure-fire trips to hell according to the book. Liberty is TAKEN by MORTAL MEN, not granted by God.
LURCH - October 8, 2009, 4:08 am, #124785
Sean, I think your plan is awesome!! Let's let Obama deal out our freedom as he sees fit.NOT! Liberty was given by God and paid for by blood of patriots.Now it is wasted on those too weak OR too fearful to stand up for it.GIVE ME LIBERTY OR I WILL TAKE IT
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:51 am, #124772
Hence, Mr. Random. And thanks for putting that DeLorean line behind us!
MrRandom - October 8, 2009, 12:49 am, #124771
I like dropping in for the chats and to see whether the random thought that popped into my head created a good poster. Usually they don't.
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:47 am, #124770
Seriously, thanks for dropping in.... always a welcome volley of comments with you.
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:46 am, #124769
You go, boi!
MrRandom - October 8, 2009, 12:45 am, #124768
Ah. I just appear here between classes and after work
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:43 am, #124767
I'm not to that level yet. Not by a long sh**. The comment was addressing your random appearance at opportune moments.
Galen066 - October 8, 2009, 12:43 am, #124766
*snicker*
MrRandom - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am, #124764
I'm pretty sure if I got to same level of drunk you likely are it would make sense.
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:40 am, #124761
When I figure it out, I'll clue you in.
MrRandom - October 8, 2009, 12:39 am, #124759
I have no idea how to answer that
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:38 am, #124758
Jesus, Random.... wait... Random. You sure are. WTF? Got your 88mph DeLorean on shuffle?
MrRandom - October 8, 2009, 12:33 am, #124757
While you wait, I'll run and hide
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:31 am, #124754
Waaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiit.....
Sean - October 8, 2009, 12:30 am, #124753
Have Republicans convinced themselves that George Bush was a Democrat? If not, then ... waaaiiiit foooorrr ittttt ....
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 9:22 pm, #124684
Still a politihate. 1L
LURCH - October 7, 2009, 9:21 pm, #124683
it was a cautionary tale of what a democrat white house, congress and court would result in....oh well thats that


RCMP -


TAGS: canadian police search drugs fail
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 23, 2015, 8:24 pm, #259602
Oh be honest cannabal...you just love me for what I have hidden in my shed!
Cannabal - January 23, 2015, 6:16 pm, #259597
I LOVE YOU, PRISSY!
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:02 pm, #259418
Thanks Mr. Gary, but, what did you think 'bout the poster?
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:01 pm, #259417
Thanks from the Great White North 'sod.
GaryO - January 10, 2015, 8:26 am, #259371
cute
Oldsod - January 10, 2015, 7:15 am, #259369
COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo; COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo! 5 cases of Elsinore, eh?


MEESE - Canada's First Line Of Defense


TAGS: meese canada first line defense
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Drall

moooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2009, 8:35 pm, #79276
She was carving her initials in th..........freaky deja vu..............mooooooooooooo out.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:33 pm, #79274
Thank god that meese didn't bite your niece....
Sean - May 10, 2009, 8:31 pm, #79271
A meese once bit my sisters.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:23 pm, #79267
I hate meeses to pieces...es!!! And that's only one moose or is that white spot a mouse?


MEANWHILE IN CANADA - Replacing Milk-bags for Cartons required some special attention


TAGS: culos canada roast
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by culos

IxCHIEFxI - May 27, 2012, 9:01 am, #235237
HILARIOUS I love it, I moved to Canada in January and the milk bag took getting used to. I love it here, but seriously...why?
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:35 pm, #232153
Canada's been selling milk in cartons for longer than I've been alive, bud. It's the plastic pitcher-bags you don't have in the states, and might require some instruction for. (That said, we stopped using glass bottles decades ago as well).
agdaniele - January 28, 2011, 1:36 pm, #211060
I think he's from the russian breakaway republic of a**tonia
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 28, 2011, 1:31 pm, #211059
Ray....We all mock each other here, I'm Canadian and I don't let it bother me. Culos doesn't mind when I make fun of....uh?..... What lame a** euro country are you from again Culos?
HammerofHeeb - January 28, 2011, 1:09 pm, #211058
My guess is because he is French Canadian, and he is probably a separatist.
rerun - January 28, 2011, 1:03 pm, #211057

How can one be Canadian against ones will?
HammerofHeeb - January 28, 2011, 12:56 pm, #211056
Ray, he was kidding. If you are going to hang out around here, you have to have thicker skin. And dish a little back. It's all in good fun, eh.
RayRules - January 27, 2011, 10:32 am, #210982
How can I be the "arrogant" one when this poster clearly mocks Canadians? (which I am against my will)
culos - January 26, 2011, 2:06 pm, #210877
As far as I can see this is not written in French! Not even in Franglais....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2011, 12:42 pm, #210871
Easy there buddy. lot's of Anglos here. It's comments like that that encourage the "Quebecois are arrogant" stereotype. (Also, It's true):)
RayRules - January 26, 2011, 12:21 pm, #210868
I'm French Canadian and I've never seen such a thing in Quebec. It's probably intented for those Anglophones...:)


IMMIGRATION POLICY -


TAGS: immigration policy nativeamerican problems justsay n
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 1:07 am, #235821
Ouch! Painfully, ironically, and 5adly true in a paradoxic, roundabout way.


MUSIC IS LIKE CANDY - If you take away all the rappers, you are left with the good stuff.


TAGS: music candy
Rating: 4.49/5

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internetninjaII - July 24, 2011, 4:25 pm, #221839
Don't worry Amren, we all hit rock bottom sometime in our lives... :P
Amren - July 24, 2011, 10:49 am, #221828
How I long for the day when rap goes away! Hey, I rapped...Crap!


HISTORY -




DON'T... - read it, just sign it... Don't read it... just SIGN IT! DON'T READ IT, JUST SIGN IT!


TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

TED - March 19, 2010, 1:05 am, #165594
"You have to pass it to find out what's in it" IS enough reason for TAR and FEATHERS!
fred - November 20, 2009, 5:42 pm, #138166
After years of watching bush make an a** of himself, and suffering ridicule, finally payback time!
TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 6:30 am, #135497
The politics in this place are amusing to say the least.
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 12:49 pm, #122101
Yes, I've only been here 35 minutes and iv seen a few politically motivated rants...
bOB cHIN - September 25, 2009, 9:50 pm, #121786
The brainwasing is workng Sean...but I will overcome and go back to only reading your posters and comments on others, you betcha!
agdaniele - September 25, 2009, 7:35 pm, #121729
Politifakes are... well... ok, this one is funny. Until it spurs a 20-comment rant. Then, it won't be.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 6:18 pm, #121718
Sorry bOB but I think you went off on yer own after "... done." I mean after that point it just doesn't sound like me. And I don't just mean the complete absence of ellipses, either. Don't let it happen again, k?
bOB cHIN - September 25, 2009, 3:56 pm, #121702
Oh, who reads anything these days? I just read anything that Sean says and I try to repeat verbatum. This is funny. Well done. Obama on the other hand, is trying to desperately to brainwash 60 senators and half the country. I think it's working.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 3:40 pm, #121697
This is funny. Well done.


HE IS AMUSED -


TAGS: snake can entertaining
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hawamleh - June 9, 2012, 8:29 am, #236075
5l and do please post to religifake !
Sho - June 8, 2012, 8:47 pm, #236028
5L XD
mariand - June 8, 2012, 5:01 pm, #236003
yeah, right...
spacedog - June 8, 2012, 4:45 pm, #236001
LMAO! 5L


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANADA -


TAGS: canada july 1st geography americans
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by steve1961

Oiler - January 29, 2013, 11:19 am, #242905
Anyone on this site that gets offended by a poster, they full well deserve to be offended. As far as countries go, we are so similar in language and lifestyles, to make fun of one, it is like making fun of ourselves.
crankyhead - July 3, 2012, 7:37 pm, #236966
Seriously, Shrek, WTF man?
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 8:44 pm, #236933
It's gibberish but I think he was talking anti-american talk...he was definitely an odd duck that one...
rerun - July 2, 2012, 8:42 pm, #236932

He may or may not be able to see his hoo-hoo, however he has at least two weeks free time to look for it.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 8:30 pm, #236931
I'll bet shrek is big, fat, and stupid looking, and has no visible hoo-hoo.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:38 pm, #236928
I think I'll PM a wav file to Shrek. Yankee Doodle Dandy ought to make him feel a bit better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 2, 2012, 6:17 pm, #236927
d*** shrek. You're making us look bad. I bet you're from Alberta.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:11 pm, #236925
Shrek.. the poster makes fun of America, not Canada.. jeez
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:02 pm, #236924
You Arrogant ****sucker!
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:01 pm, #236923
And for many Canadians we are forced to live through another 4th of July. Which means you f***tards have'nt been wiped out yet. But the good news is? Your ****hole of a ****ry is Broke and only getting broker! So it's just a matter of time for you...
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 5:21 am, #236899
Their sense of geography may be suspect but you'll never meet better neighbors and friends.
Bolverk37782 - July 2, 2012, 5:06 am, #236898
Typical Americans-- No sense of Geography!!! LOL
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm, #236885
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm, #236884
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2012, 4:16 pm, #236880
Nice one Steve 5L
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 2:58 pm, #236876
A giamungous 5L Steve cuz 1 I'm a Canuck eh 2) it's too true and 3) just BAHAHA!


AMERICAN MUSCLE - Because Imports Are For Pussies.


TAGS: american muscle
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by sasquatch76

FatherTyme - June 9, 2011, 1:35 pm, #219732
I love me some American Muscle. Beautiful thing that SS Chevelle. However, '95 Toyota Supra is as bada** as you can get.
David A - February 12, 2010, 9:28 am, #157536
You've never see a Toyota this BADASS!
Airman - February 11, 2010, 6:32 pm, #157475
I always wanted one of these. Brings back lots of memories seeing it. 5 Thank Yous


VITAL STATISTICS -


TAGS: candor silence advice humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

ughomer - January 24, 2015, 6:38 am, #259605
Genius, LG! 5L for this one.
lgvernon - January 23, 2015, 12:27 am, #259591

I'm'unna tell her you said that...
rerun - January 22, 2015, 7:27 pm, #259586

My wife carries an extra 220 pounds, just a few times a week if I'm lucky.
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 3:29 pm, #259585
somebody needs a nap
lgvernon - January 22, 2015, 12:47 pm, #259582

Shaddup, GAryO. You're only alive because it's too d*** far for me to walk from Wyoming to the West Coast. I love this painting. If you were here, I'd feed it to you, one canvas bite at a time.
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 8:40 am, #259579
Heard one sing once. Mentioned that 'for a big girl, she sure could belt out a tune...then it hit me.
MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 12:55 am, #259576
5Love it!
mizzdizz - January 21, 2015, 9:38 pm, #259575
Too true!! 5L


DON'T LET THEM TAKE IT AWAY -


TAGS: november 11th remembrance day canada
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 12, 2012, 8:54 pm, #240558
That is such a strong message of dedication...beautiful...would make an incredible poster with the right pic...thanks for commenting.
Nissta - November 12, 2012, 8:14 pm, #240557
A beautifully setting of these good words, all I need add is the Kohima Epi***h When You Go Home, Tell Them Of Us And Say, For Their Tomorrow, We Gave Our Today"
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 11:12 am, #240515
Fewer red poppies are worn. With each new generation the respect dwindles and the meaning of the day is forgotten. But never a Grey Cup or Super Bowl goes unnoticed. Very sad indeed.
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 11:10 am, #240513
Thank you mao. It's sad when people can't take a day to show respect to those that showed such courage to defend what we have today. In my province they are making it opt. for students to attend assemblies in school. Stores are now open.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2012, 7:54 am, #240509
Classic 5L .


CANADIAN BEER - Because you need some good booze when you realize your country is responsible for Avril Lavigne, Nickleback, and Justin Bieber.


TAGS: canada beer
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by angus90

CANADA - March 27, 2010, 5:02 pm, #167392
I don't watch much TV. movies and hockey is all I watch
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:10 pm, #167388
Random I am saving it until I have time to watch it all at once. No spoilers please.
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:09 pm, #167387
Angus should consider Mike Meyers, Jim Carey, The Tragically Hip, John Candy, Dan Akroyd, Michael J Fox, The Baren**** Ladies, Rick Mercer, Pam Anderson, Dozens of NHL players, and poutine fries.
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 4:06 pm, #167386
Which already ended, and was awesome.
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:01 pm, #167385
You must be kidding CANADA! Kids in the hall is the most classic Canadian Comedy show of all time! Mark Mckinney from SNL was one of them as well as Dave Foley from Celebrity Poker. They have a new show out this year called "Death comes to town".
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:28 pm, #167382
*heard
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:27 pm, #167381
never even hear of it
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 3:25 pm, #167380
You've never seen Kids in The Hall?
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:22 pm, #167378
Kids in the hall?
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 2:58 pm, #167370
Yep. Then again we also created Kids in The Hall.
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 2:56 pm, #167369
Justin Bieber is Canadian? that sucks
Cubbybear - March 27, 2010, 3:32 am, #167317
Grace Park makes up for those failures...%/5 Cubby likes this


POLITICS - Making the bumper sticker dudes a metric buttload of $$$.


TAGS: politics obama liberals democrats republicans bumper stickers awesome pawlenty minnesota obama
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by north star

agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:20 pm, #128053
Politicrap. 1L
Sean - October 19, 2009, 5:58 pm, #128028
You give me too much credit, Matt. I was just ticked at WTFO's use of that lame tactic. Then I had to go to bed.
Fatt Matt - October 19, 2009, 5:48 pm, #128023
I think Sean was trying to cool the flames before they went nuclear. He gave up quickly it seems, as it was futile...
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:37 pm, #128020
Sean kind of pushed the advantage to Zed in my opinion
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:36 pm, #128019
I'd say both lost. Call it a tie if you will. Fights like that aren't really needed here.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:34 pm, #128018
So it was a tie?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm, #128015
In my opinion if you're stupid enough to involve yourself in a flame war, you've already lost.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm, #128014
that's*
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm, #128013
Well...who failed worse? That how wars work, right?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:17 pm, #128011
People win in flame wars?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm, #128010
I want to read this. It ought to be good. Who won?
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm, #128009
oh, i didnt see this one actually, what poster was it on
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:15 pm, #128008
Just keep it at WTFO and Zed went a little nuts.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:14 pm, #128007
Shhhhhhhh its a legitimate concern. Just like aliens taking over your mind and making you eat pop tarts all day. (I wouldn't mind it)
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm, #128006
Yeah, i saw the end of that, what was all that about?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm, #128005
The birther stickers are the best. They show you which cars to vandalize.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:12 pm, #128004
Especially after last nights mess
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:09 pm, #128003
Duck and cover!
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:08 pm, #128001
oh good, this will turn into a politifake
knowitall - October 19, 2009, 5:00 pm, #127999
they forgot the one that says, "That Obama sticker on your bumper might as well say 'Yes, I'm stupid.'"


STUPID MOROCCANS - DEMOTIV PICTURE -




EL' GUAPO - You must defeat your own personal one!


TAGS: el guapo the three amigos 3 mexico mexican mexicans western cowboy cowboys
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by jalford

agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 1:51 pm, #103907
DAmmit... *insignificant
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 11:39 am, #103884
For some, girls may be an El Guapo, For others, lack of a social life may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is an insignifican loser making bad motifakes.


COURAGE -




CIGARETTES - Quitting them will add years to your life The catch is that it will add them To the wrong end.




MUSTACHE -




FITNESS - American style


TAGS: fitness greg american america fat
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by gergroy

pro - November 13, 2008, 12:20 pm, #36023
No, it's not a real ph**o. It was stolen from Ph**oshop Phriday over on somethingawful.com.
Scorpio - November 13, 2008, 8:32 am, #35985
The ADA (Americans with Disabiolities Act) requires that all businesses be "handicap accessible," and that includes athletic clubs. This is probably a real ph**o, and not shoppped.
x - July 19, 2008, 11:52 pm, #10305
and the fat just keeps on comming
nice - June 5, 2008, 7:53 am, #5072
hahahahahahahahhahah


YOU KNOW YOU'RE UGLY - when a cannibal looks at you and decides to have a salad instead..


TAGS: nailer cannibal ugly
Rating: 4.56/5

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agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:03 am, #193026
good job... could've picked a better picture, but it's a 5 from me.


THANKSGIVING - Thanksgiving Canucks Style !




CANADA - They have the best signs.


TAGS: canada signs
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by nejicanspin

TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:19 am, #101152
Only in BC! You west coasters are weird!
LyleC - July 28, 2009, 1:17 am, #101149
That's my home town - another of ours is http://www.pbase.com/jjdorsey57/image/55663941 which has DEFINITELY slowed down traffic!
Cobra Commander - January 12, 2009, 8:42 pm, #51574
I bet the grrr,bark,woof is dog for dont shat here
brock0lee - August 26, 2008, 2:50 pm, #16835
and the worst beer
Kel - August 25, 2008, 3:54 pm, #16670
England also had one of these. In Yellow ;)
BOB CHIN - August 13, 2008, 2:42 pm, #14292
AND THE MOST LITERATE CANINES!


OBAMACARE - It's actually not that complicated.


TAGS: barak barack obama democrat republican libertarian healthcare marxist solicialist
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 9:31 am, #129052
You mean now?
WTFO - October 20, 2009, 11:10 pm, #128575
Jmac, to the point as always. What exactly your point is eludes me but at least you get to it quickly.
knowitall - October 20, 2009, 3:01 pm, #128412
i lol'd
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 9:48 am, #128342
lol@jmac
Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 9:15 am, #128338
That's amazing, because I can see your new to the website, and I already can tell you are a Jackoff. I am rubber, you are glue, what ever you say bounces off of me and hits my posters with a 1.
Ha - October 19, 2009, 7:09 pm, #128043
I am new to this website and already I can tell WTFO is a ja****s. lol.
goodoldeal - October 19, 2009, 6:15 pm, #128036
I agree. One of the greatest sequences in film history. LOL But they won't use guns... Amendment #2 doesn't matter so much to this admin... maybe limp phalluses instead?
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:50 am, #127803
BTW, Zed. You can check the forum post and at least see the titles of the 4 options until the website is restored and you can check for yourself. v/r,
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:34 am, #127796
It appears you're right, Zed. I'm not sure why. I guess folks will have to check it out later. Thanks for the info.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:18 am, #127788
At present, this is impossible to check, as www.CBO.gov appears to be down.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:58 pm, #127783
help pay for Obamacare. O-95 targets active dependents, O-96 and 97 target retirees, and O-98 targets VA beneficiaries. Please let an Obama Zombie defend this after reading it.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:56 pm, #127782
BTW, follow this link if you are a military motifaker (active or retired) -http://www.cbo.gov/doc.cfm?index=9925 - . It's a CBO report that offers options to pay for Obamacare. Options 95-98 on pages 173-178 show how they will attack military benefits to
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:51 pm, #127779
fat cats that are making bank of the system. They will just have to lick the new socialist govt's boots to make the cash.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:50 pm, #127778
is add red ***e, increased wait times (since no new Drs are added and millions of patients are dumped into the system [supply and demand]), spread the cost to people and businesses who are responsible and pay their own way. The new system will still have
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:48 pm, #127777
Derek, your a**ertion misses some key facts. The drug industry (making tons of money now) have a deal with Obama that protects them. Also, the lawyers will continue to make huge bank since Congress is too scared to go after tort reform. All Obamacare does
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 10:02 pm, #127737
So true, d*** fat cats. Are things a lot better in England...or wherever the hell you're from?
Jmac0585 - October 18, 2009, 10:01 pm, #127736
You two are missing the funny. It's an exaggeration for humor's sake. I used one of the greatest sequences in film history to make a funny. Just enjoy the punny funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq3zjTmVLbM
Derek - October 18, 2009, 9:56 pm, #127732
There are too many people making money off the current scheme to allow a better system.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:46 pm, #127728
Funny depiction, but this "death panel" stuff is ridiculous.


MUSIC - A beautiful representation of human life.


TAGS: cannibal corpse butchered at birth death metal chris barnes
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by VinceVicious

Alec - March 7, 2009, 8:24 pm, #64295
i spotted a albino baby LOL


IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT YOURSELF - I will be happy to do it for you


TAGS: can t laugh at self
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

gas - August 22, 2011, 10:43 am, #223365
lol... and what our life would be without those smartass bastards
mariand - August 22, 2011, 12:31 am, #223351
yeah... why are friends for


CANADIAN WOMEN - Who says they don't know fashion?




FREEDOM - Belongs to those who have nothing.


TAGS: total freedom can s last long
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Yorick

CPTinshano - September 4, 2012, 12:32 am, #238883
Agreed. The more you have the more you want to take with you.
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 10:55 pm, #238881
amen


BABY SEAL -




BISHOP -


TAGS: mexican word day stairs bishop fall
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

ICEMAN - March 26, 2011, 2:18 am, #215270
Classic.
BoneCD - February 7, 2009, 9:53 am, #57550
LMAO good one ... lets just call it lazy Spanish
Scorpio7 - February 7, 2009, 9:10 am, #57544
In actuality, there are no "Mexican" words at all. This series of insults should be titled, "SPANISH Word Of The Day."


SUNSHINE OF YOUR LOVE -


TAGS: take what you can get park p***ert
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:14 pm, #233596
Sitting on a park bench -- eyeing ittle girls with bad intent. Snot running down his nose greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes. Drying in the cold sun -- Watching as the frilly panties run. Feeling like a dead duck --
caveman - April 20, 2012, 7:07 am, #233580
A likely story...
Verdeckt - April 20, 2012, 6:48 am, #233579
work work work...
crankyhead - April 20, 2012, 12:58 am, #233577
But...but...but 5he offered me 5ome candy...
GaryO - April 19, 2012, 11:49 pm, #233576
Love this, easy V
caveman - April 19, 2012, 9:58 pm, #233573
Where the hell have you been V
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:11 pm, #233567
3L for calling me a prevert


1ST AND 9.144 -


TAGS: american football
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Reality Lord - November 20, 2012, 6:24 am, #240763

Curious...aside from the USA are there any other countries that couldn't aafford the conversion.....like....40 YEARS AGO
Airman - October 12, 2012, 2:06 pm, #239910
I like this. Nice job. Hits the nail on the head. It didn't make sense in baseball either
Haarakkon - October 12, 2012, 2:25 am, #239905
I've been floating in and out a bit. Thx, Rerun.
rerun - October 11, 2012, 8:17 pm, #239900

nice, and good (great actually) to see ya Haar.


CHRISTIANITY - It's true cuz we can't find his bones


TAGS: christianity jesus jimmy hoffa cant find his bones
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Elliott

faulty switch - September 30, 2009, 11:44 pm, #123046
the guy made a horrible argument.
Elliott - September 24, 2009, 4:55 pm, #121402
you go to your language settings in facebook and change the language to "English (pirate)"
Silent Jay - September 24, 2009, 4:11 pm, #121392
xcuse me,but how do you get those clock marks with how many rums was that before? :D
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:48 pm, #120917
excellent!
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:16 pm, #117729
You are a total legend Elliott.
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 8:53 pm, #117383
Don't get bothered Elliott. Good first showing.
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 8:01 pm, #117372
Sorry... I'm going to have to call BS on this one. Totally fake. Then again, I have seen some amazingly stupid people on FB. Still... the "zombie" thing... get original and it might be worth more than 1 poodle. Still YAWN...
Elliott - September 13, 2009, 4:29 pm, #117332
yea lol, this was an actual conversation between me and a dude on facebook, it was too priceless to pass up on making a poster :P
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 12:04 pm, #117289
We get it. You hate Christianity. YAWN!
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 11:21 am, #117285
Elliott- Just finding this pic is worth 5L on its's own. Thank you for 'faking' it!


HITLER VS BUSH - ...it's really unfair* to compare them ... * to Hitler


TAGS: republicans conservatives neo cons bush cheney hitler iraq funny
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Kspace

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:44 pm, #231337
Although this poster is old and politic based as well as the root of a lot of stuck up farts to get out all the **** in their system... one word people: Humour (or Humor doesn't matter) learn it, use it, life is a lot simpler if you see the funny therein.
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:42 pm, #231335
Nice one Hammy, seeing the good in the bad XD
Hawamleh - July 17, 2011, 5:59 pm, #221488
I ate a pretzel today, it was good. this poster is old.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 16, 2011, 10:01 pm, #221452
This poster dates from before politics were expelled from Motifake....some were left behind in the move.
arisboch - July 16, 2011, 9:53 pm, #221451
Wonderful, now motifake is getting filled with politfakes... And poor one like this, to boot. What a really lame Godwin's Law case... My goodness, pal, you suck.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 12:34 am, #119556
Ed Hyde: You mean that show with Rhonda Shear?
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:58 pm, #117795
There are tons of anti Bush, Palin, McCain, conservative posters. They just tend to be hateful and suck so they get rated low. Besides, when you're running the show, you're the the one that draws attention. Now you libs are sensitive after attacking Bush?
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:55 pm, #117793
1. I saw some of the intel that the Iraqi war was based on so did Congress who authorized the war. 2. Geneva Accords do not protect illegal combatants (terrorists/insurgents). 3. Bill of Rights protects US citizens, not terrorists.
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 5:46 pm, #117791
EGD, if I may ask, if politifakes tend to get rejected, why are there so many more anti Obama politifakes on the boards? At least let both sides get equal time or equal abolition, no?
Elder God Douchebag - September 14, 2009, 5:37 pm, #117790
I also just noticed the little 'moderator' tag next to my name. That's pretty nifty.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:32 pm, #117789
Kspace, govt involvement in the free market causes damage. Stating Pres Bush lied to "illegally" invade Iraq, broke any Geneva Conv (I'm educated on them annually, you?), or that he "incinerated" the Bill of Rights shows you lie or just ignorant of facts.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 5:30 pm, #117787
i like seeing this kinda stuff.it remineds me that not all people follow a politians word like mindless zombies
agdaniele - September 14, 2009, 5:29 pm, #117785
Clearly, their time would be better spent at BlueServo.
Elder God Douchebag - September 14, 2009, 5:25 pm, #117783
This is why I reject politifakes. Because when I look through the comments, I have to deal with these textual abortions you people call comments. There are political forums for these kinds of things. Leave Motifake out of it.
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 5:19 pm, #117779
I'm not going to waste any more time with you. If you honestly think socialized medicine is more horrible than lying to justify illegally invading a country, breaking the Geneva Accords and incinerating the Bill of Rights, you have no perspective.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:12 pm, #117775
There is nothing humorous about this ignorant attack. Also, it appears to me that you don't understand marxism, fascism and socialism (I haven't used Leninism). Also, this govt is a kleptocracy (look it up with the other words and educate yourself).
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 4:42 pm, #117766
You talk about s******ing party lines; if you had any understanding of the concepts of Marxism, Fascism, Socialism and Leninism you wouldn't so easily apply them to Obama. And your rantings about all of it...on a humourous political motifake...get a life
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:31 pm, #117764
that were spread to retake power in D.C. that they fed to the ignorant haters of this country and the rest of the world. Congrats, you s******ed the liberal party line. Careful of the hook, that's what's going to leave a mark.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:30 pm, #117763
Waste-o-space, if Pres Bush was criminal, then why wasn't he prosecuted? The Libs had Congress from 06-08. Clinton was impeached for purjury. Surely, the Dems could impeach if Bush was a criminal as you suggest. Unless, those allegations are complete lies
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:28 pm, #117762
Canada, no problem, bud. Good to see your priorities are in order. Good explaination on your media. Right now my country is so screwed up, I don't have time to look North. Thanks for the education.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:25 pm, #117760
references. This is disgusting and shows how many on the left attack people personally and visciously versus discussing positions. Also, I've never attacked Obama's race and have actually condemned those who do on this site.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:23 pm, #117759
Bart, Obama's policies/appointments/actions do show traits that are socialist, fascist, marxist and communist. That is different than comparing him to a mass murderer. I think it's extremely disgusting. In Germany, it's against the law to use Hitler
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 12:17 pm, #117719
WTFO, really, why do I feel qualified to judge the USA? Why does the USA feel qualified to judge the rest of the world? The fact is Bush's criminal incompetence has affected the entire world. And it's a small world. We all have a stake and a say.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:14 am, #117660
grand rapids is from work....pisses me off too
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:14 am, #117659
sorry, grand forks or fargo
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:13 am, #117658
honestly i can drive 4 hours to grand rapids and buy a truck load of 2x4s or drywall or plywood.the extra gas i costs me i can save inbuilding suplies. and they all say MADE IN CANADA!!! f***in libs!
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:10 am, #117657
so your dollar and what your polititions do has a very wide spread affect (at least in manitoba saskatchewan and alberta and half of ontario) on the busness sesctor of these companies. making it just s important to our future
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:07 am, #117655
all our raw good are sold to america cheap wherethey are refined/manufactured/whatever then sold back at top dollar
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:06 am, #117654
that makes these plant to expencive to operate so they sit inactive
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:05 am, #117653
but now many of our utilities and all our refining plants ar owned my american companys, which hire canadians who are highly unionized.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:04 am, #117652
our p**** lib politans were stupid enough to think that selling all our refining and manufacturing plant to forign companies would solve many of our unemploymant issues
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:02 am, #117651
what i was gona say is showin american politcs in canada is just as if not more important than or own because your politians have more controle over ur country than ours do
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:00 am, #117650
hey WTFO, sorry to blow you off like tht i had other (lady friend) thingfs going on.
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 11:01 pm, #117488
to post. At least he's not attacking Bush's race.
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 10:59 pm, #117484
Wow, this is getting heated. All this over a joke? I mean, honestly, its not like worse hasn't been said about Obama.; People call him a socialist-communist-fascist just because he believes in universal healthcare. Bush isn't really Hitler, but its funny
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:54 pm, #117477
He continues to allow warrantless wire-***ping and that is a disgrace for sure.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:53 pm, #117475
What's Obama doing to the Constitution other than continuing what Bush did? Though that is no defence of Obama, I readily agree.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:52 pm, #117473
So yes. When the country I'm sworn to defend is in danger of being "fundamentally changed" (Obama), I take it seriously. When ignorant Americans are willing to viscerally attack people instead of policy and let freedom be torn down, I take it seriously.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:50 pm, #117471
that allows these corrupt politicians to destroy everything this nation stands for.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:50 pm, #117470
Comparing any US politician to Hitler is serious. Especially when you claim that the POTUS is worse then this maniac who attempted genocide. You think this if funny but defend Obama and others who are destroying the Constitution. It's that kind of apathy
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 10:43 pm, #117457
Well...I think its funny. 5/5 Dude, WTFO, you take this stuff WAY too seriously.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:38 pm, #117453
destroy the Constitution in some ignorant attempt at creating "social justice". Creating a US with tax-payers and tax-consumers. Your attack on Bush in context of Hitler is ignorant and disgusting. Stick to your country. You don't know squat about mine.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:36 pm, #117450
So you claim to know what is best or worst for the US? The man protected this nation from a 2nd attack for 7+ yrs. While I don't agree with every decision of his, he was far from the worst thing to happen to us. I give that title to liberals trying to
Kspace - September 13, 2009, 8:55 pm, #117384
Our media is actually quite diverse; and as to attacking America, no, I'm not attacking America--I'm attacking the single worst thing to happen to America since the Civil War; Bush's preziduncy might be over, but the repercussions of his **** will go on
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:36 pm, #117364
Wow, that is screwed up. I wonder if your media (which from my research shows it's largely a mouthpiece for your govt) is trying to distract you from your politicians failures by pointing your attention South.
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:32 pm, #117361
another survy showed that news brodcasts where airing american politics 3 to 1 versu canadian. and that was during our election
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:30 pm, #117360
only 43% of canadians knew what date our own election was. it was only a month apart
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:30 pm, #117359
my countries politics is just as twisted as anyone elses.just ours is so small scale compared to yours. I watched the results of a survey as it was being done. 78%of canadians knew what date the americans election for obama would take place
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:23 pm, #117354
So Kspace, if you're from Canada what is you obsession with Pres Bush? Is your country's politics so boring you have to attack us? As far as the "polite" part of N. Am., there are a few here (not all) including you that counter that claim.
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 3:34 pm, #116321
uh-huh.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 3:29 pm, #116320
i don't know what your talking aboot, eh? you have the right to be wrong, even in America's hat
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 3:00 pm, #116310
Ah I see...so everyone is entitled to their own opinion unless they disagree with you? And no, I'm not British; I'm from Canada--the polite part of North America.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:45 pm, #116306
you mentioned the "lies" of the past 8 years, so i took you for an obama supporter, my b
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:45 pm, #116305
there's only a "u" in those words if you're from that faggy tea drinking country where everyone smells, has bad teeth, and doesn't know the difference between biscuits and cookies
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 2:30 pm, #116303
Who said a d*** thing about Obama? Not I. He hasn't impressed me much yet, though he's already taken significantly less vacation time than his predecessor did. Oh: "Humour", "Neighbour" "Favour", "Colour", "Flavour" all take "U"s in them, thank you.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:28 pm, #116301
for all you dumbasses, i mean obama supporters, riddle me this: why give billion dollar bailout to corporations rather than to main street if your goal is to stimulate the economy?? because he is a lying sack of **** who paid off his debts with our money
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:21 pm, #116298
speaking for myself, i hate obama and his policies. he is a lying sack of **** that will flip flop on any issue to further his own misguided agenda. he is a disgrace to our founding fathers and to this Nation. he is also a racist.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:13 pm, #116295
yea the obama admin is a f***ing model of transparency just like he promised. maybe if you pulled your head out of your a** you could see this, and then maybe you'll learn how to spell the word "Humor" ya bloody wanker
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 11:17 am, #116249
Constant lies? The last eight years the constant lies were coming straight from the White House...really...don't go there.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:38 am, #116150
Speaking for myself, I don't hate the POTUS, just his policies. But you aren't tired of the constant lies and Bush hate from the past 8 years? It's only been 7 months but you're tired of that? Sensitive, maybe?
Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 12:46 am, #116130
I think its funny, a nice break from all the Obama hate lately. 5/5
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 12:41 am, #116128
I don't know if this counts as humor or just a really delayed attack based on ignorance and hatred. Either way it barely deserves 1 lion.
Kspace - September 8, 2009, 8:09 pm, #116081
Well you're certainly entitled to your opinion. And humour is relative anyway. Personally, I love crass, tasteless and even racist humour, if only because I enjoy how much it offends some people's sensibilities.
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 1:37 pm, #116014
It's just not funny. I grew up on B movies on USA Up all night. I'll laugh at nearly anything. Its just not even close to being funny. If you'd compared him to Hobbes, or even to a blow up doll. That would have been funny. Maybe add a pushpin . . .
Kspace - September 8, 2009, 11:33 am, #115991
I'm sorry Ed, I don't remember even mentioning the Holocaust in my pic, or for that matter, in my comments. Perhaps you should invest in a sense of humour and irony?
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 9:16 am, #115970
Oh, I get it. Its sarcasm when you describe the holocaust as infringing on civil liberties. Oh, absolutely I get it now. Yer so clever.
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 9:15 am, #115969
Really? I mean, really? coming up on a year since the guy left office. Really??
CANADA - September 8, 2009, 8:44 am, #115964
if iraq had any allies bush may have caused a war also
Sean - September 7, 2009, 11:12 pm, #115856
So yer sayin' Wilde and Knowles used to be an item?
Rollseyes - September 7, 2009, 10:48 pm, #115839
Well then Claire, you have no issue with me. You have an issue with Oscar Wilde and John Knowles, from whom these quotes originated. I think THEY knew what they were talking about more than you.
Claire - September 7, 2009, 9:10 pm, #115826
I don't think Kspace and Rollseyes really know what they're talking about.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 8:36 pm, #115823
Hey WTFO, I think I just got called a Neocon Bu****e. Me. Unless that was sarcasm.
Rollseyes - September 7, 2009, 8:33 pm, #115821
Sarcasm: The lowest form of wit, AND The protest of the weak.
Kspace - September 7, 2009, 6:43 pm, #115809
Sarcasm: Utteryly lost on Neocon Bu****es.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 6:03 pm, #115795
Were you actually trying to say that this is an unfair comparison ... to Hitler? Because that's not how the asterisk works.
Claire - September 7, 2009, 6:01 pm, #115793
I agree with Really. Godwin's Law.
really - September 7, 2009, 6:00 pm, #115792
we all know bush was a dumbass but to compare him to hitler is stupid. Hitler caused a world war and was sending an entire religion to DEATH camps where they were thrown into ovens even women and children. I worry about how stupid the world has gotten!


2012 -




CAN NOT HAZ CHEESEBURGER - No, you can not haz, for all yer cheeseburger are berong to me!


TAGS: cheeseburger cannot haz
Rating: 2.48/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:01 am, #25271
Yeah, this is what happens when the cheap Mexican lolcat you got turns out to be a cheaper Chinese lolcat, with hamburger feet, no less.
Porcelina - October 2, 2008, 7:39 pm, #25160
I feel like I'm living a lie. I thought the taco bell dog was supposed to be Mexican, not Chinese =0


COLLEGE - Has the best Christmas Trees




REMEMBRANCE DAY - Remember those who fought for freedom




CANDLEJACK - No one actually believes that he ex-


TAGS: freakazoid candlejack cartoon funny
Rating: 2.88/5

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Unstupidifyer - June 24, 2009, 9:58 am, #89431
P.S.: Culos, just because you can't make time to relax and watch TV, that doesn't give you the right flame those of us who can. t(./.t)
Unstupidifyer - June 24, 2009, 9:54 am, #89430
kisame, your an idiot. That's the character "CandleJack", from the cartoon "Freakazoid!"
Culos - February 10, 2009, 9:54 am, #58452
I feel sorry for the poster and all previous commentators. Knowing who/what/when and where on this poster is epically sad.
kisame hoshigake - February 10, 2009, 9:51 am, #58451
um thats ogie bogie not jack retard
Anya - December 31, 2008, 5:27 am, #47844
He's just misunderstood. I chill with him all the time. : whispers : save me...
Candlejack - December 31, 2008, 5:25 am, #47843
: kidnaps Kilroy :
Kilroy - October 16, 2008, 6:30 am, #27927
candlejack is a pretty cool guy eh kidna
. - September 29, 2008, 1:31 am, #24087
candlejack is fr-
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:32 am, #21383
haha , just consider yerself lucky that there are no videos on Motifake... i know of one i would post... :)
GP.Code - September 16, 2008, 10:27 am, #21375
WHO THE f*** clicked the create b***on for that motifake, is what worries me more
thehattinninja - August 26, 2008, 2:04 pm, #16819
i really miss that show. cant find dvd's or video's anywhere
Captain Douchebag - August 21, 2008, 8:04 pm, #15993
A character on the old Freakazoid! cartoon. Supposedly, if you say his name, he comes and kidnaps you. Which means..You're f***ed. Nice knowin' you, buddy.
brock0lee - August 21, 2008, 6:17 pm, #15979
who the eff is candlejack?


CANADA - ...is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. -Tommy Douglas


TAGS: humor funny canada
Rating: 2.84/5

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WTFO - November 25, 2009, 10:55 pm, #139946
Thank you, Derek.
Derek - November 25, 2009, 9:33 pm, #139930
Heheh great!


HEY BATEMAN! - Is that a raincoat?




LOOPHOLE - If the body is mostly water, does drinking make you a cannibal?




5.5 EARTHQUAKE IN ONTARIO - Relief help is pouring in from Europe and the US. Please contact the Red Cross and give what you can


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rerun - June 28, 2010, 8:27 pm, #182362

He was a little tough, taste like chicken
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The flamingo knew too much...he won't be coming back.
Sean - June 28, 2010, 3:55 pm, #182308
Some of my lawn furniture is still unaccounted for. Ok, I actually mean the lawn flammingo, but still, we're very worried. Won't you please give? *sigh*
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hahahaha 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:32 pm, #182205
Are you Canadian gil?
Zealot - June 27, 2010, 9:42 pm, #182193
i actually felt that one, im in rochester


MEXICAN FOOD - I think he ate a little too much.




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Rating: 4.48/5

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AMSOME!


A KISS CAN - Wipe The Years Away, Make The Heart Young Again, Freeze Time Altogether, Yet You Can Never Savour That Single Beautiful Moment ...




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falloutghoul - June 14, 2013, 9:13 am, #246606
Thus is the vice of for-profit medical practices at the use of corporations.


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 8, 2013, 9:44 pm, #251453
Very true. Even the "experts" who dropped the A-bomb exclaimed, "Dang! Was THAT supposed to happen?"
falloutghoul - April 9, 2012, 6:36 pm, #232994
Who said they were experts?


21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN - Do you know the Enemy? Repetitive lyrics and tunes, political catch phrases.They're the enemy. You used to be punk.


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TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:55 pm, #89298
To be clear i am a Green Day fan and have been for years but even I think the latest albums are lame and grasping.
TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:53 pm, #89297
Green Day like Avril Lavigne is pop punk. Because the media call them punk the mainstream believes it. I believe even Green Day themselves would not describe their music as "punk". They are a rock band through and through. I have spoken.
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:22 pm, #89180
they don't care what anyone thinks and if that's not punk, then I've gotta reevaluate my definition Just because they don't conform to the definition of struggling, indie-label punk guys doesn't mean they aren't punk. They're the enemy only if you want it
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:18 pm, #89179
In the lyrical words of Billie Joe Armstrong "who the hell are you to tell me what I am and what's my master plan?" and (paraphrased) "I don't write music for grandmas or eight-year olds or fans, I write music for me" They don't care what the haters think


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